Woollyman
Inspired by the primitive
gamer in all of us!
Join Woollyman, a.k.a. Ug, and his unique pre-historic friends as they explore their sometimes puzzling, yet ever evolving, mobile world – where it is all fun and games.
Fun around the campfire
Let the games begin!...
Downhill Spill
Action Arcade Game – Phone, Tablet, PC.
An untimely step off a ledge, but a fortunate landing on two severed tree limbs, led Ug to the exhilarating discovery of plank sliding! Several thousand years later, the activity came to be known as “skiing.” Help Ug learn this developing sport as he uncontrollably makes his way down the perilous mountain!
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Ug’s Bugs
Matching Game – Phone, Tablet, PC.
In the early years, it was often difficult to discern friend from foe from food. Ug errored on the side of caution, so when surrounded by critters (smaller then himself), he opted to take them out. The crunchy, squishy sounds continue to haunt him, still he insists on keeping a clean cave. Join him in this delightfully gross, fast-paced, bug-exterminating matching game.
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Block Buster
Puzzle Game – Phone, Tablet, PC.
Ice fishing gone bad, long story (watch the trailer). In this comedic block-slider puzzle game, you must free Ug from his frozen entrapment or be banished to cryogenic purgatory! To do so, you must slide him across the ice in the proper sequence - solving his puzzling path to freedom! Do you have the evolved smarts to free Ug?
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Meat and greet
Woollyman Character Profiles.
at least for the creatures we've discovered. We might find more!
Ug
Man has come a long way since his arrival. For some, that implies cognitive advancements and higher learning. For others it simply means having traveled a long distance. The latter is the case with Ug.
Though understandably a little on edge living in such challenging times, Ug, a.k.a Woollyman, is by most accounts a nice fellow. His somewhat deranged and erratic behavior should not be misconstrued as psychotic. He’s simply a little scared, a little cold, and often confused. Even amongst all the wild creatures, Ug’s greatest danger is sadly himself. Fortunately, his Mammoth buddy, Rupert, keeps him out of trouble most of the time.
Kevin
On the cusp of extinction, Kevin tries to keep a very low profile. He is a loveable, docile creature that enjoys flowers and basking in the hot sun. He, a Snackasorous, once traveled in herds, but their oily secretions and distinct aroma that were supposedly a defense mechanism, apparently backfired. At some point in time, the intended deterrent became an irresistible attraction. Despite his imminent fate, Kevin appears quite content and at peace with life and himself.
Rupert
Well respected and revered, this Woolly Mammoth is both kind-hearted and wise. When Rupert is not saving Ug from perilous situations, which happens often, he enjoys the good life - dining on the more refined vegetation and drinking wheat grass. He also enjoys studying astronomy, anthropology, and archeology.
Andre
He is really, really, big, and yet ironically extremely shy. Andre, and others of his ilk, is surrounded in unfortunate controversy. It's hypothesized, though not without considerable academic scrutiny, that a good portion of the Lower Paleolithic extinctions are now being attributed to having simply been stepped on - presumably accidentally, but that is an ongoing debate within the scientific community.
Lenny
A crafty critter is Lenny. He scurries in a sneaky fashion, spying out his latest target. Is he a lizard or a smarmy snake with sprouting appendages? What he is for sure, is the suspected town klepto. He acts like everybody's best friend with sweet talking platitudes but don't be deceived, for there is always a hidden agenda at work.
Meat
Ug's meal of choice. Nobody knows exactly what animal this tasty morsel is derived from, or how it became magically deep fried to crunchy perfection.
Pterry
Nemesis to Ug, and predator to those that crawl (and are light enough to be lifted), Pterri's presence instills great fear across the land. When she circles about, the masses scurry to their holes and caves for safety. Her dive bomb attacks are relentless and her blood-curdling screech can be heard for miles.
Rockefeller
Despite his lack of independent mobility and quiet disposition, Rockefeller is strong, compassionate, and destined for greatness. Creatures of every kind admire his calm, zen-like state, especially amongst a chaotic world that longs for peace and tranquility. He's a great listener, and whatever circumstance or challenge he's confronted with, he remains calm, cool, and collected.
Ezell
Only recently through carbon dating and controversial gristle tasting, has it been suggested that this creature be officially classified as the first to reach extinction. Legless remnants continue to be found, simply referred to as “meat.”
Pointy
A runt triceratops, Pointy is just spry and bony enough to escape meal consideration from others, yet too small to be much of a threat to anyone or anything, which Ug appreciates. His vegetarian diet, with an occasional bug on the side, also doubles nicely as a wonderful house cleaning service. Ug and Pointy's cave-sharing companionship may be the first recorded pet/owner relationship, though it remains uncertain who exactly was the pet.